This needs more notes ._.
Still needs more because people like this dude shouldn’t exist at conventions
After finals in mid-May, I leave Austin for London. It’s hard, leaving my home. Watching the only home I have known disappear for somewhere else. A new life. I cry for most of the flight. I step off the plane at Heathrow and am met not by Tom, but his new publicist. “You must be Rose. And let me gueas. Tom is still in Canada? ”
It seems like as soon as we are on the ground of campus, we are being followed by photographers. I sigh. “Even in Austin, I’m not safe. What do these people want? I’m boring. I eat, sleep, study. There are plenty of other things in Austin to photograph.”“Press are fucking arseholes who what the famous to be miserable and me saying that is new” I said and got Krys into the car. I told the photographers that they should consult my nre publicist and got quickly into the car and said “Drive”.“New publicist? Please tell me you pressed charged against Luke. ”“Yep and Chris was the one to introduce me to her” I looked at my phone and dialed her number. “Rose, yes it’s Tom. Got a minute”.Rose said “Go ahead”?I cock my head like a curious puppy. “Can They just not follow us? Especially now?”Suddenly two cars were here, one front and one back. I recognise the driver and wave.
I yelp nervously and hide in Tom’s lap. “Now who are these guys?” I squeak, trying to bury myself into his lap.“Rose sent a police escort and I know who is driving it. It’s an old friend I know” I said and sat her in my lap.Police escort. So this is what it has all come to. We go back to my dorm and I hide in the mound of blankets on the bed. “Why can’t people leave us alone?” I ask sadly, barely poking my head out of a small hole.I go under with her and lie in my back, “Hey, I know it’s not what you wanted but your married to me and I have you” I said and kissed her.“I want you. I know I must be terribly selfish. But I didn’t want to be without you any longer. It was like… it’s like having a hole in your heart. And instead of going to the one person who can fix it, You just let it bleed. You are that one person to fix it.” I hold tight to him.“Your not selfish and I want no one but you” I said and smiled.
weak unprepared people sleep naked. what are you gonna do when a robber comes in your house and see you naked? ?your material possessions can be replaced but your dignity cannot.
the robber will be so blown away by my massive DONG that he will have SO MUCH RESPECT for me and my MASSIVE PENIS that he will put all the stuff back and walk out. all because of my COLOSSAL MEMBER.
what even IS american culture
it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value
i don’t get it
this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever
A most excellent lesson in self-defense à la Agent Gracie Hart.
Friendly reminder that Miss Congeniality featured a practical self-defense lesson in the middle of a Hollywood movie while also dealing with with issues of sexual assault and victim blaming, dismantling the myth that all feminists need to look and act a certain way, featuring women of color in the pageant without it being any kind of issue, and bringing in an awesome female villain because women can be any kind of character thank you very much.
Rock on, Gracie Lou.
This should be shared every Easter
i feel for all the bunnies being purchased as toys this weekend
i was just watching the men’s synchro when my dad walked in
he looked at the tv and saw:
and then he looked back at me, then looked back at the tv and saw:
then me again, and then to the tv one last time:
then he just walked away without saying anything
well that was really awkward